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How do musicians wrap their candy?

In cellophane.

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1. I know a guy named Theodore with ADHD trying to start rap beefs.

His name? Dis Track Ted

2. Newsflash: A 4 seater plane has crashed into a cemetary in Ireland.

Police say they've found 300 bodies but the death toll is expected to rise

3. What Should You Do if Your Partner Starts Smoking?

Slow down and use more lube

4. What do you call it when one of the Beastie Boys sends an email that they’re gonna be out sick?

Ill communications

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6. After his accident, and the huge settlement he received as a result, my engineer friend has had the time and resources to work on inventions 24/7.

We were having a beer the other day when he demonstrated his latest work: Stealth technology for his wheelchair. Though it was very impressive, I did feel the need to remind him: "You can hide, but you can't run."

7. Where do you wait to see the lion at the zoo?

In the fe-line!

8. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

"Elephiono!?"

9. Where does a cat store its happiness?

In its purrrse!

10. I love shoes

They've got sole

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